Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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