I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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