Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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