so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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