I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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