nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
