Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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