...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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