READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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