Your mouth is God's brothel.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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