The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How does one acquire holy water?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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