dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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