A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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