I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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