is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
