I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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