i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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