we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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