I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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