Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do vagina's smell?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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