I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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