i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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