i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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