Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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