I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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