And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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