I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
