next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
