You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
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