I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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