who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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