he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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