The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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