he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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