There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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