All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I look better un-naked...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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