i think my mom watched the whole time
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
