You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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