Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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