i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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