Soap is not a condiment
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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