Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
handjob tips. give me some.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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