their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
