Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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