Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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