so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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