Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You can't motorboat a personality
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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