He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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