i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Someone came in the potted fern
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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