God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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